Tuesday, 17 June 2008
Ride Photos
album view
map view
slideshow
view in google earth
Thankfully GeoSetter and our trusty Garmin GPS gadgets take the pain out of tagging the photos to the place they were taken.
Monday, 16 June 2008
Video clip: Within 3 miles of John O'Groats
Rain and Wind on and off during the last day.
This is what it was like 3 miles from John O'Groats
Ian's postscript
Thanks again to the many helpers I said thanks to along the way. Thanks to Mark for the idea and organisation. Thanks to Garmin for the almost limitless entertainment, which kept team morale high. And continued thanks to my mother and my father for teaching me the immense value of chasing silly dreams.
When life offers a challenge, don't ask yourself if you can make it to John O'Groats, just ask if you can make it a mile. And keep asking until you get there.
Ian
Saturday, 14 June 2008
Ian's day 8 summary
__________________________________________________________
Sent from Yahoo! Mail.
A Smarter Email http://uk.docs.yahoo.com/nowyoucan.html
Finished
More photos etc to follow in the next few days.
Thanks again for all the accomodation, lifts (to and from start and finish only), and well wishes.
Last pie stop
Getting closer
Black Isle ferry in the morning
Friday, 13 June 2008
Ian's day 7 summary
__________________________________________________________
Sent from Yahoo! Mail.
A Smarter Email http://uk.docs.yahoo.com/nowyoucan.html
freestyling
It's getting better...
It's really hard
A long way to go today and we're getting nowhere fast.
Scenery nice , but I can't see it for the ice on my glasses.
It's winter
Thursday, 12 June 2008
Ian's day 6 summary
Ian can't send a summary today as he has no phone signal, and he's asleep.
Hungry little men
Crossing the Forth
Short day today, only about 95 miles and we've done 10 by half eight. Happy days.
bridge
Wednesday, 11 June 2008
Ian's day 5 summary
__________________________________________________________
Sent from Yahoo! Mail.
A Smarter Email http://uk.docs.yahoo.com/nowyoucan.html
Ian's day 5 summary
__________________________________________________________
Sent from Yahoo! Mail.
A Smarter Email http://uk.docs.yahoo.com/nowyoucan.html
Reminder to Self
As a reminder so we don't forget:
Chain issues within sight on Lands End. Super fast slick tyres, Old Woman running us over, Squirrels, hitting and warnings. Kenny Herriot, UK's Wheelchair Marathon record holder. GPS telling Ian to cycle across the river Severn. GPS telling us all to cycle 350miles to avoid crossing the Severn Bridge. Rich cycling more than 5 miles without needing the toilet. Man cycling Lands End to John O'Groats with all the things we forgot. Casualty signs, Finding Bike shops, Shortcuts down embankments, Roads in Liverpool, awful and glass! Dirt! Tibet
Photos Day 2 to 5
Many thanks to all those who've put us up along the way, commented on the blog, and wished us well. I had a check tonight and 80 different people viewed the website yesterday. Apparently watching a little blob move up the country is more interesting than work....
![]() |
| LEJOG08-Da |
Rain
Typical...
A couple of very heavy showers hit us on the way through the Borders and into Scotland.
Was a little chilly heading down a hill side into it but otherwise there weren't any grumbles.
Forecast looks good for the rest of the trip, so hopefully there's no stopping us now.
Hello Scotland

We made it to Scotland!
Several hours ago now, but somehow the blog post didn't appear.
Pete: Shame as we took a photo at the sign especially for you, so you and the rest of MQ could get on with some work and stop waiting in anticipation.
Chris: We waved at 10am this morning, did you see us?
Why we're feeling good
Goodbye England
Ian's knees and one of Rich's are playing up a bit on the hills, but otherwise we're in pretty good shape. Tans coming on nicely too, though very patchy!
No caption comp yesterday as Rich had no punctures.
Tuesday, 10 June 2008
Ian's day 4 summary
__________________________________________________________
Sent from Yahoo! Mail.
A Smarter Email http://uk.docs.yahoo.com/nowyoucan.html
Windy in Windermere
Ferry across the Mersey
Monday, 9 June 2008
Ian's day 3 summary
__________________________________________________________
Sent from Yahoo! Mail.
A Smarter Email http://uk.docs.yahoo.com/nowyoucan.html
Ian's day 3 summary
__________________________________________________________
Sent from Yahoo! Mail.
A Smarter Email http://uk.docs.yahoo.com/nowyoucan.html
Ian's day 3 summary
__________________________________________________________
Sent from Yahoo! Mail.
A Smarter Email http://uk.docs.yahoo.com/nowyoucan.html
ALMOST THERE
20 TO GO NOW.
tHEN I CAN TRY AND TURN CAPS LOCK OFF, SHOWER, EAT AND SLEEP
SHORTCUT
Caption Competition: Monday
We're all missing work, so there will be a 'tyre' Quality meeting at 2pm in a field in Herefordshire. We'll be trying to understand the route cause of the failures and how the damage was injected. We won't be apportioning any blame, except to Ian for buying super light super thin racing tyres.... He has agreed to cycle the next 50 miles standing up as punishment ( though this may also have something to do with not being able to sit down anymore)
Squirrel nutter
Another good start to the day!
Another good start to the day!
Sunday, 8 June 2008
Ian's day 2 summary
__________________________________________________________
Sent from Yahoo! Mail.
A Smarter Email http://uk.docs.yahoo.com/nowyoucan.html
Photos: Day 1 and 2
Severn Beach
Caption Competition: Sunday
Rock cakes
Looking good
Ros, our nice B&B lady washed our clothes last night so we'll be setting off at 7 ( the tracking websitge seems tgo be out by an hour!) heading up to Burnham on Sea. Passing Brent Knoll where I used to roll Easter eggs as a child, then over the Avonmouth and Severn Bridges and into Wales. Hopefully getting to Ian's Aunt's house near Hereford this afternoon.
Saturday, 7 June 2008
Ian's day 1 summary
__________________________________________________________
Sent from Yahoo! Mail.
A Smarter Email http://uk.docs.yahoo.com/nowyoucan.html
Wè haven't stopped on Dartmoor
bang
Mark almost being hit by an old lady in a VW, and a minute ago Ian's tyre shredded. Thankfully we were 1 mile from a bike shop so new ones bought and tyre fixed. Ready to roll again shortly.
40 miles down, 90 to go till the pub/ home for the night.
P.s. To Clare, Rich says he won't be home for dinner tonight.
It' started
Friday, 6 June 2008
We're at Lands End and very very full
B&B is great, and we've met three other groups all starting out towards J O G tomorrow. Taking 10, 14, 17 days respectively. Sitting here sharing a bottle of champagne we still think it's going to be remarkably easy. Some may say
Blind optimism.
Dinner was some dry and rubbery Fish and chips. This completed todays primary object of carb loading. Between us today we've eaten
6 sausages, 3 bowls of muesli, 2 packs of ham, 3 punnets of fruit, a 4 egg omlette, a mackeral, 3 M&S chicken and pasta meals, 1 tub of cottage cheese, 3 slabs of pate, 1 giant (2 foot) fresh loaf, large rocky road slab, 1 family size chocolate bar, 1 flapjack, packet of toffee digestive biscuits, 3 fish, large bowl of chips, some peas, 3 small salads, and for dinner we had a bottle of champagne.
On an unrelated note, Rich spectacularly managed to not complete his one assigned prep task.... So we've no print outs as backups. Hopefully the 4 gps units and PDA will keep working and we'll know where we're supposed to be going. Rich has pointed out the positive side to this, in that he's helped keep the weight down. Nice one Rich :)
Caption Competition
announce the daily caption competition.
this seemed like a good idea last night and in
theory it should work if we manage
To remember to
upload a good photo every day. Then all we need are
responses in the form of comments.
no prizes for the daily winners
but there may be flowers for the best single entry for Hursley based participants.
upload as many entries as you.
like, Good
luck to you all.
Formatting has gone a little awry somehow today. hmmm...
Thursday, 5 June 2008
Ready to go
Thankfully Jack (Ian's brother) is driving us down in a big hire car. Thanks in advance Jack.
Then we start cycling on Saturday morning, and the weather looks good so far.. wohoo!
A final play around last night and I can now upload photos from my camera to the blog, and more importantly the all too geeky live tracking is now operational.
Big thanks to Chris for the loan of his bluetooth gps as mine wouldn't work!
See the blog and live links off the homepage.
Wednesday, 4 June 2008
tdpt
__________________________________________________________
Sent from Yahoo! Mail.
A Smarter Email http://uk.docs.yahoo.com/nowyoucan.html
Sunday, 1 June 2008
A Beginners Guide to Cycle Touring:
I think we could have saved ourselves some time over the past month or two by following these simple instructions:
A Beginners Guide to Cycle Touring: How to prepare
Step 1: Get a spaghetti-strainer and several small sponges. Soak the sponges in salt-water and paste them to the inside of the spaghetti-strainer. Place the
strainer on your head. Find a busy road. Stand by the side of the road and do
deep knee-bends for 8 hours. This will acclimatise you to a day's ride.
Step 2: Take some sandpaper and rub your rear-end and the insides of your legs for about 20 minutes. Rinse with salt-water. Repeat. Then, sit on a golf ball for 8 hours. Do this daily for at least 8 days.
Step 3: Each day, take two twenty-pound notes and tear them into small pieces. Place the pieces on a dinner-plate, douse them with lighter fluid and burn them. Inhale the smoke (simulating car-fumes). Rub the ashes on your face. Then go to the local B&B and ask them for a room.
Step 4: Take a 1-ltr plastic bottle. Fill it from the utility sink of a local
petrol-station (where the mechanics wash their hands). Let the bottle sit in the
sun for 2 or 3 hours until it's good and tepid. Seal the bottle up (kinda,
sorta) and drag it through a ditch or swamp. Walk to a busy road. Place your
spagetti-strainer on your head and drink the swill-water from the bottle while
doing deep knee-bends along the side of the road.
Step 5: Get some clogs. Coat the bottoms with 90-W
gear-oil. Go to the local supermarket (preferably one with tile floors). Put
the oil-coated, wooden shoes on your feet and go shopping.
Step 6: Think of a song from the 1980's that you really hated. Buy the CD and play 20 seconds of that song over and over and over for about 6 hours. Do more deep knee-bends
Step 7: Hill training: Do your deep knee-bends for about 4 hours with the
salt-soaked spaghetti-strainer on your head, while you drink the warm
swill-water and listen to the 80's song over and over (I would recommend "I'm a cowboy/On a STEEL horse I ride!" by Bon Jovi). At the end of 4 hours, climb onto the hood of a friend's car and have him drive like a lunatic down the twistiest road in the area while you hang on for dear life.
Step 8: Humiliation training: Wash your car and wipe it down with a
chamois-cloth. Make sure you get a healthy amount of residual soap and
road-grit embedded in the chamois. Put the chamois on your body like a
loin-cloth, then wrap your thighs and middle-section with cellophane. Make sure it's really snug. Paint yourself from the waist down with black latex paint. Cut an onion in half and rub it into your arm-pits. Put on a brightly colored shirt and your Dutch oil-coated wooden shoes and go shopping at a crowded local mall.
Step 9: Foul weather training: Take everything that's important to you, pack it in a Nylon bag and place it in the shower. Get in the shower with it. Run the water from hot to cold. Get out and without drying off, go to the local corner shop. Leave the wet, important stuff on the sidewalk. Go inside and buy £10 worth of Lucozade and Alpen Bars.
Step 10: As Archimedes hypothesized: "Use a simple lever to move the Earth from one place to another". After doing that, go around your house and lift heavy things that you never imagined a person could lift. Surprise yourself. Do 1,000 sit-ups. Then 10,000. Eat lunch. Repeat. Argue with every girlfriend/boyfriend you've ever known and be RIGHT. Solve all the problems of politics, faith and economics. At the end of the day, get into a huge tub filled with hot soapy water and relax, because tomorrow is another BIG DAY ON THE BIKE!
Step 11: Headwinds training: Buy a huge map of the entire country. Spread it in front of you. Have a friend hold a hair-dryer in your face. Stick your feet in
taffy and try to pull your knees to your chest while your friend tries to
shove you into a ditch or into traffic with his free hand. Every 20 minutes
or so, look at the huge map and marvel at the fact that you have gone nowhere after so much hard work and suffering. Fold the map in front of a window-fan set to "High".
Final Weekend Prep
Rich has a wedding to go to in Bath this weekend, so headed off on Friday to cycle there by himself. There's been no reply to txts asking how he got on, so he's either having a great time or he's fallen into another hedge.
Ian and I made a slow start to Saturday, having got another puncture on the way round to Eastleigh!
The plan was to find some hills, and the route out from Winchester to Fareham duly obliged. 30 miles of ups and downs! In a tribute to Lance Armstrong we turned around at the bottom of a couple of the longer hills and cycled back to the top.
Passing by some road works we had no option but to pass over some hot and sticky new tarmac. Over the next half mile we managed to pick up every little bit of dirt and stone we passed over!
We started to take it easier later on, and when we found ourselves mincing around eating several cereal bars each, then txt-ing and calling people, we thought it was about time to make a start homewards.
We did find the strangest cycle path though. Heading towards Petersfield from the south a nicely signposted cycle path suddenly diverts you onto the A3 dual carriageway. Cycling along beside speeding cars may not be something you bargained for on a relaxing days cycle round the country side!
One of my gear cables went 'ping' on the way home, leaving me the choice of two very hard gears for the last 15 miles. Luckily I wasn't wearing the heart rate monitor so it couldn't complain about the absurdly high heart rate I had for the last 10 of those miles.
Bank Holiday ride
Friday: Suppposed to leave work at 3, but was slightly delayed by a conference call. When the three of us did get away I wasn't really in the mood.
Saturday: It was very windy.
We were supposed to leave from Romsey at 8. Ian turned up slightly after 8 and Rich turned up sometime after 9.... Muttering something about Man Flu.
The maps on the GPS proved useful and we spent 130 miles cycling round really nice quiet countryside, being told where to go by the GPS, and completely oblivious to where we were.
The route took us 130 miles, up towards Swindon, round to Oxford and then down to Reading, oh and it was very very windy.
Thanks to Ian's mum for the beds and dinner!
Sunday: Ian had told his mum we might be leaving by half seven.....
About nine Rich and I made it downstairs to find Ian slumped on the sofa grumbling about the weather. Our dedication to the cause dissapeared quickly on seeing the forecast showing solid rain for the Sunday and bank holiday Monday.
So we waited till 11 and cycled on through the driving rain down to Basingstoke.
It did clear up later but we'd decided to head home and relax by that point.
A roundabout route got us upto 70 odd miles.
Incidents:
Hedge diving by Rich: 0
Bike blowing over in the wind and crushing bike helmet: 1 (Mark)
Serious case of Man Flu: 1 (Rich)
Getting drunk on half a can of warm lager: 3 (Ian, Mark, Rich)
Punctures: 2 (Mark & Ian)
Almost being blown off a bike in Reading city center: 1 (Ian)
Photos
Long Long Ride!!
Thursday, 22 May 2008
Fully Loaded
To make it more realistic we're taking absolutely everything with us that will be needed to get to John O'Groats.
Having said that, our plan is to travel light....
very light...
So, fully loaded my bike now weights 12kg.

Clothes, first aid kit, toiletries at the front.
Waterproof strapped on.
Spares, toolkit, and food at the back.
Not sure I've seen any unsupported cyclists with less!
Monday, 19 May 2008
I've got gears and now I can use them!
Ian, for once I agree - bike mechanics we are not...
Though I feel the need to explain my newly discovered training technique..
A hasty chain change was called for before last weekends ride. Possibly due to forcing the bike into the back of my Smart Car, after finding myself in the unenvious position of having both bike and car in Southampton, and being worried that one or either might get nicked if I left them there..
Fortunately the New Forest is pretty damn flat so there was no need for high gears for a while the next day. A little later it wasn't quite the same, with the Isle of Purbeck throwing a few hills around (and some gravel tracks, but we won't mention them)
The Outcome: two days of good strength training, followed by two days of very bad football as I couldn't run.
And the winner is....
Rich's stats for the weekend:
Total distance/time: 247 miles, 16hrs 15 mins
Lost: 8 times doing laps, 7 extra miles
Friends: zero (awah!)
Animals on road: 11 donkeys, 7 cows, 4 pheasants, 9 rabbits; I had no friends to chat with so I counted animals!
FA cup finals missed: one
Embarrasing falls with foot stuck in pedal next to a crowded bus: one
Pedal clips tension reduced: one, but too late
Disgruntled girlfriends: one--see total time
Amount spent on dinner on Sunday to make up: 92.61 GPB
A good weekend cycling, and good distance, but it's more fun in a group!
Sunday, 18 May 2008
The Route
Saturday, 17 May 2008
Training
* Cycling term. No really
Photos
Sat 105 miles
Sun 100 miles
Friday, 9 May 2008
Rich's bike
Thursday, 8 May 2008
Now we are three
Great news as it's another person to share the pain with! woo.
He's got himself the same bike as mine, but this years model luckily so the colours are different. The Specialized Roubaix expert is a great bike, lots of bits and pieces for making longer rides more comfortable, and not setup for out and out racing, so less neck and back ache (hopefully!)
It also comes with a nice saddle, which Ian has just bought too!
Isle of Wight Randonee
Sunday 4th May, Ian, Rob and I caught the 9am ferry over to Cowes. Good going after being out and about in Southampton till midnight for Chris Law's 30th.
This was Rob's first outing on his new Trek Madone, and after raising the seat about a foot, eating some overpriced rolls on the ferry, and registering we were off.
The route was mostly gentle rolling hills, with a few larger ones thrown in. We took it fairly steady as Rob hadn't been out too far on the new bike. Though Ian and I made an effort to push hard up the larger hills. It's pretty satisfying flying past dozens of panting cyclist on a long uphill drag, even if half were kids and OAPs.
We were all reasonably tired by the end, but a nice pint on the ferry back cured that.
Ride distance around 75 miles.
Details here
Photos here
Wednesday, 7 May 2008
Too much information
Monday, 5 May 2008
Training ride 26th April 08
The ride itself was very pleasant, a missed turn in Twyford added a few extra miles, as did suddenly arriving at a dual carriageway, and needing to retrace our steps a little.
Ride details here and photos here.
Good news is that it was nice and sunny, and despite the aches it was great fun to get back on the bikes!
Labels: training lejog
In one piece
I had a week out snowboarding with a dozen guys in Tignes, France. Conditions were amazing for the time of year, and more importantly I came back in one piece!
Sunday, 4 May 2008
Variation...
Now that we're home we are likely to see more blogging and hopefully a little more biking.
Wednesday, 19 March 2008
Monday, 17 March 2008
Second Practice Ride
Second weekend of training...
Again, slightly interrupted by the Six Nations Rugby.
Ian and I set out at 9am on Saturday morning and had a nice ride round the New Forest, down to Lepe.
We only managed 40 miles as I wanted to get back to watch Scotland v Italy... I think another 40 miles on the bike would have been alot more enjoyable.
The route is here, GPX here
The average speed was alright, but I hadn't had time to get maps sorted out properly, so there were quite a few stops to work out where to go.
Friday, 14 March 2008
The Route
Thursday, 13 March 2008
Distances
day2 Exeter to Hereford: 128 miles
day3: Hereforf to Liverpool: 106 miles
day4: Liverpool to Annan: 130 miles
day5: Annan to Edinburgh: 85 miles
day6: Edinburgh to Pitlochry: 102 miles
day7: Pitlochry to Dornoch: 125 miles
day8: Dornoch to John O'Groats: 80 miles
Sunday, 9 March 2008
First Practice Ride
i) It would be Ian's first proper ride on his new road bike.
ii) We'd been drinking Guinness in the pub for most of Saturday watching Scotland gloriously beat England.
The ride was pretty good though, and we managed to avoid the rain which was all around us at one point.
We did miss a right turn which meant we headed south alot further than planned. So it was a nice easy 55 mile ride in the end. The route is here
Subscribe to Posts [Atom]




















